A NEW WAY OF PROPOSING A GIRL..

A NEW WAY OF PROPOSING A GIRL..
I wasted my time Running behind You,
I don't want to My son Do the same for your Daughter,
Make Them Brother & Sister.

What is the difference between Truth and Lies..
TRUTH is a debit card --pay first and enjoy later..
LIE is a creadit card -- Enjoy first and pay later..

Thought for the day:
Do not postpone today's work for tomorrow..
You can also do it day After tomorrow..
So Enjoy life..Be lazy..Think Crazy...

Dark were those days,
Without your sight..
When I was in darkness,You gave me light
You gave me strength to make life bright...
Thank you PHILLIPS TUBE LIGHT...

1 Day GOD tested me,
He erased my memory then asked do you remember any one now.
Told your name GOD smiled and said..
Some viruses can't be formatted..

An american and an Indian college Principals 
Argued that their students are the fearless ones.
American college Principal called the students..
And asked them to jump in sea full of sharks.
They said ok and jumped..
American principal..See the Guts..
Indian college Principal called the students and told to jump..
They sad "We Can't"
Indian Principal: See the Guts...

Tragic Story:

A girl was waiting at hte bus stop

With her face covered with the dupatta coz of the sun light..

An elderly man on a bike asked 

Wan a lift babe?

Girl replied

Dad its me

Reality Rockzs..

No body in the world can stop you from falling in love..

No body in the world can stop you from falling in love...

But 2 powerful weapons can do that..

Mummy's Broom and Daddy's Belt..

Introducing T20 format in Exams.

Introducing T20 format in Exams..

Reduce exam time by 1hr and marks by 50..

introduce breaks after each 15 minutes..

Give free hit marks for unexpected questions..

1st 30 mins power play no supervisor in the class..

Cheer girls in every class..

They will dance when we take an additional sheet ..

3 friends lived in the same flat

3 friends lived in the same flat on the 110th floor..

One day the lift wasn't working..

So they had to climb the stairs..

To pass time and not get bored,they said that,

1st person should tell a war story,

2nd a funny story

3rd a sad story..

1st person tells a story and they climb to 50th floor..

2nd tells his funny story and they climb to 109th floor...

Now the 3rd has to say a very sad story..

He says..

"I have kept the door key in car"

Sardar travelling 1st time in plane,

Sardar travelling 1st time in plane,

Going to Bangalore 

While landing he Shouted Bangalore, Bangalore

Airhostes said "Be silent"

Ok..."angalore, angalore"

What is pure and simple definition

What is pure and simple definition of Accounting..

1+1=2 (In Private Sector)

1+1-11 (In Government Sector)

Two doctors and 1 nurse...
Two doctors and 1 nurse... 
Are preparing for the mental operation..
But the operation can't start 
Because the mental patient is very busy 
With reading this message..

What is the common question...
What is the common question that is asked to Beggar and software engineer
"WHICH PLATFORM ARE YOU WORKING ON"

If girl vomits...
If girl vomits...Her parents says: "Whoz that guy"
If a boy vomits...parents say; "Idiot have you drunk"
Moral:-Whoever vomits Idiots are Boys

Girls are 70% beauty,
Girls are 70% beauty,
Girls are  75% sweet,
Girls are 85% naughty,
Girls are 90% Cute,
Girls are  100% Lovely..


Totally 70+75+85+90=
Girls are pakka 420...

A fantastic Letter by a little kid...
A fantastic Letter by a little kid who hate maths:
'Dear maths, Please grow up soon and try to solve your own problems..
Don't depend on Others' 

Check Your GK:
1.Which month has 28 days?
2.What is in the middle of Paris?
3.Which word is spelt wrong in every dictionary?


Amazing Ans:
1.All Months..
2.Letter 'r'
3.The word 'wrong'

The Guy falls in love....
The Guy falls in love and decides to make His MOM meet the girl..
He takes 3 girls and introduces them..When They  Leave  he asks his mom,
whether she could guess his lover..
MOM: The 2nd one?
Surprised at the right guess he asks: Oh mom how did you know?
MOM: Its simple. Of the 3, I hated her the most..

Boss: I am giving you job as driver.
Boss: I am giving you job as driver.
         Starting salary Rs.2500...
Driver: Your are great sir starting salary ok.. 
            But how much is driving salary?